May 2012
8 tags
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
anymannymore:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
hiddlesdiddledmyskittle:
abuserr:
dekutree:
lampsarepeople2:
idiotblogger:
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.
Waterbending...
becausetahno:
jaidefinichon:
Expectation:
Reality:
this is what tahno spends his time doing now
2 tags
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself...
ninejuanjuan:
i-like-pigeons:
Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get...
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything