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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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Tenzin’s ballin’
ballin lik a mofucka
this is worth all of the awards. an academy award. an emmy. a nobel peace price.
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I AM ONLY REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY POST LIKE THIS THAT MADE ME LAUGH AND NOT WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF
OH MY GOSH. CRYING.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER YES.
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do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself ‘why?’
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Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
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Our President Bruh
oh my god
LET ME LOVE YOUwait, aside from our dope ass President, the white nigga is G’d tf up too.
This is the best Gif I’ve ever seen. Give me the video so I can make it full size.
He’s so cool
Like a boss.
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