“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.” – George Bernard ShawTumblr (3.0; @acerzcom)http://acerz.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vlyrVLh11qzfx4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dan surprised me today and got me some awesome welcome home gifts :) #sushi #puzzle #erasers and #minimuggs #ironman #hulk #avengers #toys (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://acerz.com/post/24118765714http://acerz.com/post/24118765714Thu, 31 May 2012 00:25:39 -0700eraserspuzzlesushiminimuggshulktoysironmanavengers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6zsvyYho1qj0aj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6zsvyYho1qj0aj5o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6zsvyYho1qj0aj5o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6zsvyYho1qj0aj5o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6zsvyYho1qj0aj5o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6zsvyYho1qj0aj5o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jzul.tumblr.com/post/17385711687/animals-with-2-legs" target="_blank">jzul</a>:</p> <p>animals with 2 legs</p> </blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/24012041463http://acerz.com/post/24012041463Tue, 29 May 2012 13:00:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3784xQfhd1qzpegpo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://walktheline4you.tumblr.com/post/23985474294" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">walktheline4you</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephobia.com/post/21985785817/the-avengers-eye-make-up-by-jangsara" target="_blank">brain-food</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>The Avengers Eye Make Up</strong><br/>by <a href="http://jangsara.blogspot.com/" title="jangsara" target="_blank">Jangsara</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> *someone* please do this</blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/24012034281http://acerz.com/post/24012034281Tue, 29 May 2012 13:00:15 -0700Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you. <br /> Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning". <br /> Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean. <br /> Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe. <br /> Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark. http://acerz.com/post/24012027959http://acerz.com/post/24012027959Tue, 29 May 2012 13:00:08 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weasleysweaters.tumblr.com/post/23745320683/if-i-were-in-the-hunger-games-i-would-use-one-of" target="_blank">weasleysweaters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.</p> </blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23988334954http://acerz.com/post/23988334954Tue, 29 May 2012 01:35:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4huhvUDnV1qa5j7uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://acerz.com/post/23988332854http://acerz.com/post/23988332854Tue, 29 May 2012 01:35:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdfuXB2t1qlt206o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://petitetiaras.tumblr.com/post/23890570155/alice-in-neverland" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">petitetiaras</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Alice in Neverland</p></blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23988168237http://acerz.com/post/23988168237Tue, 29 May 2012 01:28:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l9vcSV251qaodr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://acerz.com/post/23988165619http://acerz.com/post/23988165619Tue, 29 May 2012 01:27:52 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x3mkMYT61qe52v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://acerz.com/post/23988164132http://acerz.com/post/23988164132Tue, 29 May 2012 01:27:48 -0700<p><a href="http://anymannymore.tumblr.com/post/23894617519/napoleon-bonaparte-more-like-napoleon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">anymannymore</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>napoleon bonaparte</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43micdDyN1qe7l17.png"/></p> <p>more like napoleon <em>BORN2PARTY</em></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43mpalDWI1qe7l17.png"/></p></blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987872251http://acerz.com/post/23987872251Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:46 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx2btdG7go1qejbiro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefingerfucker.tumblr.com/post/23894684651/cosmicfuck-mastuhbate-why-does-this-have-so" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefingerfucker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicfuck.tumblr.com/post/23887646276" target="_blank">cosmicfuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.supluke.com/post/23840007559/why-does-this-have-so-many-notes" target="_blank">mastuhbate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why does this have so many notes</p> </blockquote> <p><strike>^because it looks like a little lion</strike></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>because fuck you </strong></p></blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987870720http://acerz.com/post/23987870720Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiddlesdiddledmyskittle.tumblr.com/post/23824436076/abuserr-dekutree-lampsarepeople2" target="_blank">hiddlesdiddledmyskittle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abuserr.tumblr.com/post/20333642961/dekutree-lampsarepeople2-idiotblogger" target="_blank">abuserr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dekutree.tumblr.com/post/20333608518/lampsarepeople2-idiotblogger-helen-keller" target="_blank">dekutree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lampsarepeople2.tumblr.com/post/20333521713/idiotblogger-helen-keller-goes-on-a-blind" target="_blank">lampsarepeople2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idiotblogger.tumblr.com/post/20327620385/helen-keller-goes-on-a-blind-date" target="_blank">idiotblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Helen Keller goes on a blind date</p> </blockquote> <p>*ba dum tss*</p> </blockquote> <p>i don’t see how this is funny</p> </blockquote> <p>neither did she</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.</p> </blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987868989http://acerz.com/post/23987868989Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4parwhpzr1qzydh2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4parwhpzr1qzydh2o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4parwhpzr1qzydh2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4parwhpzr1qzydh2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4parwhpzr1qzydh2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4parwhpzr1qzydh2o7_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://acerz.com/post/23987865670http://acerz.com/post/23987865670Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p3npyhfj1rw5849o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://acerz.com/post/23987864253http://acerz.com/post/23987864253Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no7_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no12_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4omjyTicB1qbbw9no13_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>“I’ve got an entire room dedicated to James Van Der Beek action figures.”</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987862658http://acerz.com/post/23987862658Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltay24TRiM1r4jt3zo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://acerz.com/post/23987860703http://acerz.com/post/23987860703Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3r4murv5J1qf5do9o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wowfunniestposts.net/post/23897164183/lmfao-i-dont-know-why-this-is-so-funny-to-me-1" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wowfunniestposts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>LMFAO i don’t know why this is so funny to me</p> <p>1. bc she’s a ballerina unexpectedly smashing a wood panel in half</p> <p>2. her boobs</p> <p>3. her underskirt</p> <p>4. awkward leg kick</p> <p>5. her composed face at the end</p> <p><strong><span class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/4qqBX" target="_blank"> what a funny blog </a></span></strong></p></blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987858941http://acerz.com/post/23987858941Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l8v3AsDQ1qaboh9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l8v3AsDQ1qaboh9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l8v3AsDQ1qaboh9o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l8v3AsDQ1qaboh9o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onamelancholyhill.tumblr.com/post/23895295336/rofl" target="_blank">onamelancholyhill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ROFL</p> </blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987648077http://acerz.com/post/23987648077Tue, 29 May 2012 01:04:45 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d61zgWnK1qjs7azo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d61zgWnK1qjs7azo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d61zgWnK1qjs7azo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d61zgWnK1qjs7azo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://happyhealthyhopeful.tumblr.com/post/23896684243/quiet-snow-anatomy-of-a-really-good-grilled" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">happyhealthyhopeful</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quiet-snow.tumblr.com/post/22216575831/anatomy-of-a-really-good-grilled-cheese-at-petite" target="_blank">quiet-snow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.petitekitchenesse.com/2012/04/22/anatomy-of-a-really-good-grilled-cheese/" target="_blank">Anatomy of a Really Good Grilled Cheese</a> at Petite Kitchenesse (via <a href="http://quiet-snow.tumblr.com" target="_blank">quiet-snow</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Yum.</p></blockquote>http://acerz.com/post/23987646095http://acerz.com/post/23987646095Tue, 29 May 2012 01:04:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjj213q9s1qzvl4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://acerz.com/post/23987644536http://acerz.com/post/23987644536Tue, 29 May 2012 01:04:35 -0700